I’m the infamous Ankle-Biting Terrier. I make limited appearances these days because I’m almost 17 and I have better things to do with my life than free promos for you blogging idiots. So I guess it’s your lucky day. I was just relaxing here in my easy chair, cleaning out the old medicine chest. (It [...]
Age catches up to all of us eventually—even the infamous ABT.
Yo. I got a smug mug ’cause I got love. Nobody bought me, tried to make me be a thug.
Remember the Family Guy episode where Peter says to the portly cable guy “I have to draw you.”
The Early Years I was so happy when I found Lil Keep, waddling homeless in the countryside. Happy I was able to give him a home—and for the chance to test my parenting skills on a clean slate.