From the Florida’s Weird, But I’m Liking It Anyhow files.
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A few people have told me recently that they think Facebook is really stupid. OK. Lemme think for a moment. Well, I guess cars would be stupid if you drove them into buildings. And forks would be stupid if you stuck them in your eye. And, yes, I’m offended because I happen to like Facebook quite [...]
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My more intelligent friends have been mocking me for years over my lottery playing, what with their “statistics” and other crazy theories. Now the lottery itself is insulting me, every single time I fail to hit it big—or hit any numbers at all. Think this will stop me? Fat chance! Maybe it’s my penchant for [...]
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(Ironic, that Homer Simpson calls Florida “America’s Wang.” A wang it may be, but its powers are clearly waning.)
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Although it would be handy with all of the pools, creeks, and puddles around central Florida.
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Keeper doesn’t get much coverage on the website he helped launch because, naturally, just as I started documenting his ankle-biting escapades, he mellowed. Finally stopped trying to take me down over the tiniest indiscretion, stopped guarding his belongings like a starving wolf. But he’s still with me, now 17, and currently stationed in the Sunshine State as we hatch a [...]
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