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A few people have told me recently that they think Facebook is really stupid. OK. Lemme think for a moment. Well, I guess cars would be stupid if you drove them into buildings. And forks would be stupid if you stuck them in your eye. And, yes, I’m offended because I happen to like Facebook quite [...]
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My more intelligent friends have been mocking me for years over my lottery playing, what with their “statistics” and other crazy theories. Now the lottery itself is insulting me, every single time I fail to hit it big—or hit any numbers at all. Think this will stop me? Fat chance! Maybe it’s my penchant for [...]
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As of today, I’ve liked 285 Facebook groups enough to press their “Like” buttons. That’s a lot of stuff for a J to approve of. Yes, one is the “I Hate Flo” fan club. But still, I like the fact that someone was bothered enough by the spokeshipster to start a Facebook group about it. [...]
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This is Olive and Sherry, reporting from the scene. The scene being the couch, where we’re lounging after a hike along the river. It’s what we do on Sundays with our moms. Know what else we do? We go for long walks around the neighborhood. We jump in the car whenever we hear “dog park.” [...]
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I spent a year living and working in Spain, and I can’t say I left there deeply in love with the country. Maybe its shoe stores, but definitely not its cuisine—and most definitely not its affinity for torturing and killing bulls.
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Apocryphal rumors can be pretty creative—LSD-laced licky tattoos, mosquito-killing Listerine, testicle-shrinking Mountain Dew.
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My online bookshelf here’s been stagnant for months now. Because every book I’ve picked up has been SUCKING fantastically.
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“By engaging in meaningful conversations, we manage to impose meaning on an otherwise pretty chaotic world”, Dr. Mehl said.
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