I’m the infamous Ankle-Biting Terrier. I make limited appearances these days because I’m almost 17 and I have better things to do with my life than free promos for you blogging idiots. So I guess it’s your lucky day. I was just relaxing here in my easy chair, cleaning out the old medicine chest. (It takes effort to preserve this level of awesome.)
Let’s see what we have here…
This prescription’s for a cough I picked up from some nasty little puppies who spent the night. What does this look like? A freakin’ boarding school?
That one’s for my wart-like tumors, but don’t worry, they’re all benign, suckers, benign!
Here we have some special omega oils and ointments for my allergies and itchy skin. Costs my old lady a pretty penny, but come on people, look at the results.
I guess we can chuck the stomach bug pills (cured, thanks for asking).
The glucosamine, that’s a keeper. Gotta keep the joints functioning at maximum capacity. Never know when dangerous blue men carrying envelopes might approach the house.
Over there we have drops for an ear infection back in June. Yes, I can hear what you’re saying and, no, my eyesight’s just fine. They need to put larger print on these bottles for Christ’s sake!!
Oh yeah, that was for some dental work a few years back, which reminds me… You know what still works like a well-oiled piece of fine German engineering? No? Come closer and I’ll show you…that’s right, a little closer, lil more…another couple of inches…
AAck!!*$%
666wn vw45;RAWR
*#$@!!!Grrrrr
*!!*$%$#!!
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What a sweetheart!
My cat was sitting on my desk when I pressed play, and it scared the bejeezus out of her, lol.
That picture is heartbreaking…what a gorgeous, sad-faced, medicated old puppy he is! I do like his jaunty scarf, though. I’m pathetically amused by dressed-up animals – our cats are the only ones in our household who wear costumes at Halloween.
Keeper sends his apologies to kitty. (It’s only people he’s after.)
Oh, Daelyn…so trusting you are. Wanna come babysit the beast? He only bites, like, occassionally now.